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Posted by on Jun 20, 2011 in Diary of a Supermom, Featured, Spamcake | 4 comments

Spamcake – Volume 1

Spamcake – Volume 1

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Today we’re talking spam….and no, I don’t mean the canned luncheon meat…Bloggers have grown accustomed to spam…Daily we sift through our comments and see our spam folder pile up with entries from spammers. Most of the time, I just shake my head and wonder how the spammer or spambot thought anyone would be dumb enough to allow the comment to be posted…(Spammers are attempting to place outside links to their site on as many other sites as possible.)

99% of the spam comments I receive have absolutely nothing to do with the blog article….However, they are quite amusing, and I thought I would take some time to share the best of the worst with you. Sit back, relax, and take a moment to laugh…Ladies and gentlemen, a nice big serving of spam….

Preparing food with heat or fire is definitely an activity unique to humans, plus some scientists believe the advent of cooking played an important role in human evolution.

Really? This is fascinating Scientist SpammyI had no idea that cows, tigers, and dolphins didn’t also break out the hibachi when they were hungry for some bbq….and I’m pretty sure I saw a walrus at the zoo last week using a wok…

Very cool, some intriguing arguments! I appreciate you making these thoughts available, the rest of the site is also well done. Have a wonderful.

Thank you spammer! I will have a wonderful. Sounds marvelous. (Wish they’d told me where I could pick a wonderful up..)

You should publish a blog about 2012 and if the world will end, I enjoy to listen to people’s different perspectives on this There is certainly insane things happening within the globe suitable now so who knows if 2012 will be the end.

You’re right….you’ve clearly hit the nail on the head about what I care to write about….Casseroles, finger painting, and world-wide Armageddon and destruction. The supermom trifecta.

I am only writing to make you know of the amazing experience my cousin’s daughter obtained reading yuor web blog. She mastered many pieces, not to mention how it is like to have an incredible teaching spirit to get the rest with ease know just exactly several very confusing subject matter. You truly exceeded her expected results. I appreciate you for showing such productive, safe, edifying and even easy tips on this topic to Julie.

I think YOU need to read my “web blog,” and perhaps glean some of my “incredible teaching spirit” to help you out with your grammar and mastery of the English language…

I give mine to my dog. Nobody wants to eat soggy left over noodles…

I’m with ya man…nobody.

Daaaammmm howd you get that layout yo! its FREESSHH!!

I do rock the blog like a vandal, light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle….Thanks for noticing!

Keep functioning ,terrific job!

I will definitely keep functioning. Definitely.

These are my delicious statements with regard to.

How do I make my statements delicious? Do I end all of them as sentence fragments, or do I need to add some nutmeg?

did you know that 5 from 6 people love to play russian roulette?

Yeah, but that 6th guy…just don’t think you’re going to get him to change his mind…

I agree but of course this isnt the case… another question: what would you do if you won 3 billion usd?

Excellent and super relevant question spammer! Let me tell you…If I won 3 billion dollars, I would certainly not be blogging in my garage.

you know what it is!! black and yellow, haha just kidding but this is a really good blog. Keep up the nice writing. I was quite impressed!

Wow. That IS funny. Black and yellow! You really got me there!

Hello! acedgbd interesting acedgbd site!

Goodbye jkljkl! Goodbye jkljkl!

You are a very capable person!

Aww shucks. Thanks for noticing.

You can definitely see your skills in the paintings you write. The sector hopes for even more passionate writers like you who aren’t afraid to mention how they believe. Always follow your heart.

And here I was having no idea at all that I could write paintings….I had no idea…I might not need to win that 3 billion after all!

You must consult a doctor just before you the intake of any drug. The severity of the illness will guarantee the drug dosage and if you must imbibe it. You should see the impact of taking this drug and if you’ll find no effective results the physician needs to be updated so that he can seriously treat epileptic seizure.

Thank God I read this comment in time! I was about to digest a myriad of random pills without consulting anyone! So glad I read this little public service spam!

A good friend actually does planking.

I must not have any good friends….and I don’t think I want to know what planking is, or have any friends do it…

Bavarian beer is the best! Great post. Love the pictures. That pretzel!

Really? I prefer micro brews, but I’ll take your word for it! And yes, by gosh…that pretzel…

Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it. Look advanced to far added agreeable from you! However, how can we communicate?

Communicate? Is that what you were attempting to do with this comment?

 

Thank you for allowing me to poke some fun at the daily dosage of spam I am “blessed” to digest. And for those of you who leave real comments, I thank you. Until next time, stay spammy people…stay spammy.

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4 Comments

  1. Several of these made me snort-laugh. They have the same grammer/cadence generated by using online language translation engines.

    Anyway, love The Confessional – makes me feel absolutely sane.

    -Kate, a short time lurker.

  2. Hahaha! It’s SO TRUE! Every time I read through my spam folder I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry. What, exactly, do they think they’re going to accomplish with these little nuggets of wisdom? Cracks me up.

  3. I was trashing my spam the other day, and then I thought, hey, wait a minute! I could make a post out of this, and here you’ve beat me to it! I even have some of the exact same comments! My particular favorites are cooking with fire and Russian roulette.

  4. LOL I had one tell me it was time to get a real job once, oh how I giggled!

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